20 4 / 2014

ohanameansfamily24:


-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

(Source: typicalmichiganders, via epic-humor)

20 4 / 2014

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

image

that gif is perfectly looped wtf

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

19 4 / 2014

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via poetic)

19 4 / 2014

nezua:

don’t be so sure you alone possess the secret to happiness

(Source: gleekybollywood, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

19 4 / 2014

leonardodicrapio:

Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to Antarctica in 2006

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

19 4 / 2014

19 4 / 2014

orkafoz:

axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

image

i’m fucking crying lol

(via laughingnancy)

18 4 / 2014

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

(Source: felixdawkins23, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

18 4 / 2014

18 4 / 2014

artmastered:

Nicolas Lancret, Luncheon Party in a Park, c.1735, oil on canvas, 54.1 x 46 cm, Museum of Fine Arts, Boston
Drunk dogs, smashed plates, a giant ham … where was my invite?!

artmastered:

Nicolas Lancret, Luncheon Party in a Park, c.1735, oil on canvas, 54.1 x 46 cm, Museum of Fine Arts, Boston

Drunk dogs, smashed plates, a giant ham … where was my invite?!

18 4 / 2014

theblackcatstirs:


shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

(Source: french-tea, via englishmajorhumor)

18 4 / 2014

darkly-stark:

whiskey-wolf:

Cross Sections Of Various Ammunition

It’s what on the inside that counts

WEAPONS PORN

(via annoyingscorpiofemale)

18 4 / 2014

kansass:

lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me

(via pizza)

18 4 / 2014

(Source: beckyboots, via epic-humor)

18 4 / 2014

mutesymphony:

here we see the majestic asshole not giving a fuck in its natural habitat

[imgur]

(Source: redsuspenders, via epic-humor)